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Obama: Hillary ad ‘Scaring up votes’

March 1, 2008 on 8:42 pm | In Stories | No Comments

Hillary Clinton just recently released the most controversial ad in the entire 2008 presidential campaign.

Here is the video. The video doesn’t mention that it is a ad for Hillary, until in the end she gives her approval of the ad.

The ad was made by Mark Penn and Mandy Grunwald, aides of Clinton’s campaign.

Soon after, Barack Obama released his own version.

“We’ve seen these ads before, trying to play on people’s fears, trying to scare up votes,” said Obama.

The Sony Playstation You Never Knew Existed

February 10, 2008 on 4:39 pm | In Stories | No Comments

Most people think that the Playstation 1,2,3 and the PSP are the only versions of the playstation that came out. But as it turns out there is yet another one that is not only for video games, but is also a home media system.

It’s called the PSX.

The PSX plays video games, plays dvds, and records video. Like a TiVo Playstation DVD player.

It comes with a 160 or 250 GB hard drive. It can also hook up to a PSP to transfer files.

The PSX costs about 700$, and is not released anywhere except from Japan. This is due to the failure of the high-priced media center to sell.

Is it worth it?

Chuck Norris on Google

February 8, 2008 on 4:54 pm | In Stories | No Comments

This is just in, about Chuck Norris(the awesome badass movie man). He has officially dominated Google.

Go to google.com and then type “find Chuck Norris”, and then hit I’m Feeling Lucky.

Yeah. You gotta do it.

New James Bond Title Explained

February 7, 2008 on 6:34 pm | In Stories | No Comments

It’s obvious that nobody understands the new James Bond movie title: “Quantum of Solace”. Too many big words for most people.

First of all, the dictionary definitions.

Quantum: Quantity or amount.

Solace: comfort in sorrow, misfortune, or trouble.

So Quantum of Solace basically just means: Amount of Comfort in Sorrow. It’s got all the attributes of a winning movie title, it gets a Oscar by itself. Obviously.

To some the name makes even less sense than why James Bond doesn’t die from possesing every STD known to mankind. But thats ok.

Amount of Comfort in Sorrow is still in the works, so the plot details remain to be discovered(by James Bond himself?).

To find out more details about that plot, our reporter stood outside of the nearest badass car dealership, and yelled James Bond’s name, but he was unavailable. I guess you gotta expect that from a movie and film star.